I'm not an apple shape nor a pear
or even a butternut squash.
I am not a girl next door
or a fifties housewife
or a temptress or a whore.
Not a bimbo or a "career woman"
or a bitch or a slut or a slag.
Not a "woman on the verge"
who needs to "calm down dear".
I'm not a princess
or a womb-in-waiting,
or trying to "have it all".
I'm not a lady or a tramp (or a vamp)
or a bit of anything
(alright or on the side)
I'm not a yummy mummy
or a mistress, strumpet
or "thinking man's crumpet".
I'm a woman and
the rest is up to you.